best poem

she bends over the rice bin
and tells a dirty joke
the kind my grandma used to tell
i laugh, chuckle is more like it
jokes just aren't funny anymore
nothing is funny, it's all just ironic
ironic and sick and sad.
so, i pushed her into the rice bin.
she didn't laugh.
i told her a dirty joke involving her mother
two llamas and the dahli lama.
she punched me in the face
then laughed.
i never knew blood was so funny.
i pushed the rice bin into her.
and made a porn using pixels
and a highly rendered model
of princess diana's hand.
nobody thought that was funny,
but i laughed my ass off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
seriously. this all happened.
just ask the dummy with rice
in her hair, rice everywhere!