SOUTHBOUND AND FROWNED UPON

I bent my spoon backwards, now what?
Should I burn some sage brush?
Do I walk the dog?
Can I watch the flowers bloom, or does that take too long?

I found my buried tape measure, does that bother you?
That you buried it and I found it?
Should I put it back?
Does your father forgive me for telling him the truth about you?

HEY, I thought I asked you a question!

IT WASN'T A FUCKING SERIOUS DISCUSSION!

I WOULDN'T HAVE A SERIOUS FUCKING DISCUSSION!

I WOULD PUT YOUR FACE IN A CRATER!

CRATER FACE!

Seriously, I'm sick of this, ya know?
How can I tell them after everything else?
Is this the right driveway?
I thought that was nancy's house, isn't she home?
Are you telling me I walked all this way to bury a minute in the driveway?

Maybe you could find another dog and call him??
If you were to do that would that bother ted?
How crazy is it that becky came over and blew david?
Names are so ridiculous, ya know? I'm sorry what were you saying?

YOU CAN'T JUST DODGE THAT BULLET ASSHOLE!

IT'S A GOD DAMN TRIGGER FINGER SPEED BOAT!

IT'S A MILE MARKER THAT'LL SLAP YOUR DAMN FACE!

JUST DENT YOUR FUCKING FACE!

DENT FACE!